I found this in a book a reader recommended called S.U.M.O (Shut Up, Move On): The Straight Talking Guide to Creating and Enjoying a Brilliant Life. I thought it was funny and I think you will too.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends …
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? Death! I mean, what’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards:
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you move to an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and then you go to work.
You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, you party plenty, and then you get ready for senior high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. Then you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating … and you finish off as an orgasm.
— Unknown Author
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